Slacker

Winter Doldrums more »

Dear Bank of America Customer Service

I respond to a lovely offer from one of my credit card companies... more »

Oprah Needs to Wake Up

Open letter to Oprah trying to get her to see reason and ditch Jenny McCarthy. more »

Jenny McCarthy Wants Your Children Dead

...or at least seriously maimed by allowing them to catch Polio or Measles. She's been at this for a while, but today Time has an article online where they quote a couple of her gems that are worse than usual: I do believe sadly it's going to take some… more »

Retail Madness

I went to Lowe's the other day to get some light bulbs for my lava lamp. I figured I would see if I could produce a virgin Mary in it. I went to the self checkout aisle and received the receipt you see off to the left (click to embiggen). Now, mind you… more »